Top Ten Signs That You Are Stuck in Your Head

1. You talk to yourself (duh!?) 2. You’re physically doing nothing but thinking about doing everything 3. You answer a question that your own thoughts asked 4. You’re reliving a past experience or creating a future story 5. Flies land without resistance into your slacked jaw 6. Every thought starts with I should, I need, I’m going to 7. People say “Earth to (insert name)” or “hello?” when talking to you 8. You believe the thoughts in your head are real 9. You search for your cell phone while holding it in your own hand 10. You can relate to most of these top 10’s